I know you’ll find this hard to believe, but I absolutely adore all that glitters and glows. I know. You never would have guessed. I mean, I don’t go around putting craft glitter on everything I come into contact with. I’m not a total maniac.
I’m just letting you all know that now that I’ve trimmed the tree and decked the halls, I am fulfilling my best disco ball life in a dress that I’ve probably only worn twice in five or six years. That doesn’t mean I love her any less than my other dresses. She’s still here after all. I mean, I will fully wear a sundress in the dead of winter, but I just don’t have the balls to don a sequined number to the grocery store or my pap exam. I’m too shy.
So this party season, I hope you whip out all your most outrageous get-ups and strut around like you’re on a runway. Throw away your fashion inhibitions and beam with the brilliance of a thousand copper sequins. You deserve it.